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On Account of the Gum

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2 of 2 copies available
2 of 2 copies available
On Account of the Gum is a book about how the best intentions lead to some of the worst (and funniest) ideas!
Serious humor abounds in this story about one kid's hilarious misadventures with gum, and the cumulative buildup of stuff stuck in hair.
From the madcap mind of Adam Rex comes a book about the improbable, downright bizarre remedies for a problem kids have faced since the creation of gum.
• Features hilarious text with unexpected turns and fun rhymes
• Wacky suggestions make this prime for constant giggles and repeat reading
• Author Adam Rex has a funny, smart, and relatable style
How do you get gum out of your hair—a pair of scissors? Butter? The cat? Call your aunt, she'll know what to do. She doesn't? Try the fire department!
With each page turn, this situation—relatable to any family—grows stickier and more desperate.
• A wonderful blend of light wordplay, zany humor, and a timeless topic
• Perfect for fans of The Day the Crayons Quit and If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't!
• Great for parents, grandparents, teachers, librarians, booksellers, and educators who are looking for a funny, relatable tale to read out loud
• You'll love this book if you love books like We Don't Eat Our Classmates by Ryan T. Higgins, The Legend of Rock Paper Scissors by Drew Daywalt, and The Bad Seed by Jory John.
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    • Publisher's Weekly

      August 24, 2020
      Snappy second-person verse (“That’s the gum./ Right there./ That you got in your hair”) enumerates a family’s vain efforts to remove a blob of shocking pink bubblegum as Rex (Unstoppable) dreams up ever-grosser remedies for the hairy dilemma. The victim is an adorable mop-headed child who falls asleep while blowing gum bubbles in bed, and subsequently glowers as hands reach in to sprinkle and smear it away. First met with scissors and two sticks of butter, the child’s curls pile high as an aunt in a golf visor contributes grass cuttings, and “Your grandpa,/ who said that your/ aunt was mistaken,/ is mostly to blame/ for the noodles and bacon.” Pets (a rabbit to nibble the grass, a cat to frighten the rabbit) and even appliances follow, racking up a pile on the kid’s gummy pate. Rex’s digital portraits of the child employ a feathery, pastel effect, a surprisingly soft counterpoint to the frenetic action offered by comically exaggerated adults. Though the ending sails off a cliff abruptly, those who are in it for the laughs won’t care. Ages 5–8. Agent: Steven Malk, Writers House.

    • Booklist

      Starred review from September 1, 2020
      Grades K-3 *Starred Review* We've all been there. You go to sleep with gum in your mouth and wake up with it in your hair. But this time, as your father tries the usual tactic of cutting it out, the scissors get stuck in your hair, too. Pretty soon, your whole family is offering creative ideas, and before you know it you have butter, grass, bacon, a rabbit (to take care of the grass), a cat (theoretically, to chase the rabbit) and a vacuum cleaner (to scare the cat) in your hair. It's a real sticky situation. That's why the firemen have come with their hoses and the cops are pulling up to the house. Rex's work is always humorous, smart, and delightfully absurd, and this is no exception. The hand-painted text has beautiful artistry to it, but it's also a tongue-tangling, deliciously metered, rhyming absurdist story that begs to be read aloud in classrooms, libraries, and homes. His trademark semi-realistic, brilliantly detailed, oil-style painting is captured here in selective bubblegum pinks and spearmint greens, and, while the child's expressions are masterpieces in and of themselves, Rex's attention to detail stretches from the gorgeous endpapers that contain their own contributions to the story all the way to the conundrum's unexpected resolution. This book is a belly laugh per page and a joy-inducing treat.HIGH-DEMAND BACKSTORY: Rex is king of the picture books. Consider this required reading.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2020, American Library Association.)

    • School Library Journal

      November 13, 2020

      PreS-Gr 1-When a child goes to sleep with gum in their mouth, it seems inevitable that the gum will end up in their hair. The natural next step is to seek advice on how to remove the gum, from the Internet and family members, which proves to be disastrous. As objects accumulate in the child's hair, they become more and more frustrated. To make matters worse, it is not only the child's birthday but also school picture day! Like his other titles, such as Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich, Rex serves a delightful and laugh-out-loud read. This interactive take is great for a read-aloud as the reader becomes the narrator and engages in dialogue with the protagonist. The timing is perfect, as the page turn lands the punchline. The illustrated facial expressions of the gender neutral, pink-skinned child perfectly reflect their growing annoyance and upset as a cat, noodles, and a vacuum end up on their head. The textured pictures pop from the page with vibrant colors, often a bright bubblegum pink background, and the endpapers offer a collage of bubble gum wrappers. VERDICT A grand comedy that will engage readers and please Rex's many fans. -Kaitlin Malixi, Bucks County Free Library, Doylestown, PA

      Copyright 2020 School Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • The Horn Book

      January 1, 2021
      Shown wordlessly before the title page, our unnamed protagonist is in a sticky situation after falling asleep while chewing gum. Upon awakening, and after that unpleasant discovery, the child's gum-removal process begins, starting with scissors -- which, whoops, get stuck to the gum, still in the hair. The narrator is offstage, but the advice is in-your-face, and progressively, hilariously, outrageous. There's an offbeat rhythm to the sometimes-rhyming text that, likewise, keeps listeners guessing. "We went on some websites. / And all of them swear / if you want to get scissors / and gum out of hair / you take two sticks of butter / and smear them along, // I see. / It appears that those / websites were wrong." The humor is in the page-turn (pre- and post-butter, for example); and the anticipation of what method the family will try next, shown in the unfailingly entertaining colorful and textured caricature illustrations centered on the wide-eyed child. Finally the kid has had enough -- "STOP! GET OUT! Please," says the text, in bubble gum-looking speech balloons -- leading to one of the problems being solved on this, a most important day. A rollicking cumulative tale that many listeners will want to choose and re-chew-se.

      (Copyright 2021 by The Horn Book, Incorporated, Boston. All rights reserved.)

    • The Horn Book

      Starred review from January 1, 2021
      Shown wordlessly before the title page, our unnamed protagonist is in a sticky situation after falling asleep while chewing gum. Upon awakening, and after that unpleasant discovery, the child's gum-removal process begins, starting with scissors -- which, whoops, get stuck to the gum, still in the hair. The narrator is offstage, but the advice is in-your-face, and progressively, hilariously, outrageous. There's an offbeat rhythm to the sometimes-rhyming text that, likewise, keeps listeners guessing. "We went on some websites. / And all of them swear / if you want to get scissors / and gum out of hair / you take two sticks of butter / and smear them along, // I see. / It appears that those / websites were wrong." The humor is in the page-turn (pre- and post-butter, for example); and the anticipation of what method the family will try next, shown in the unfailingly entertaining colorful and textured caricature illustrations centered on the wide-eyed child. Finally the kid has had enough -- "STOP! GET OUT! Please," says the text, in bubble gum­looking speech balloons -- leading to one of the problems being solved on this, a most important day. A rollicking cumulative tale that many listeners will want to choose and re-chew-se. Elissa Gershowitz

      (Copyright 2021 by The Horn Book, Incorporated, Boston. All rights reserved.)

    • Kirkus

      Starred review from July 15, 2020
      A series of silly and mostly unsuccessful solutions for removing a blob of bubble gum. Conversational rhyme, cascading action, and dramatic page turns create a story of early-morning, get-ready-for-school chaos. Gum-wrapper endpaper illustrations collaged under a bubble gum-pink wash set the tone for escalating silliness that begins before the title page with illustrations of a kid falling asleep after blowing a bubble and ends a page turn after the last words. A narrator, never seen but ever helpful ("Okay: / We went on some websites. / And all of them swear...") and increasingly harried ("All right, let's get serious -- / this is the plan: / We blow the gum out with a powerful fan. / Plus every few seconds we'll pop a balloon"), will try anything to get the gum out: grass, a cat, noodles and bacon, a vacuum cleaner, a steaming pot of chili, and more. Full-page headshot illustrations capture the child's reactions, including priceless eye rolls, fearful bug-eyes, and glassy-eyed resignation, until an unexpected solution stops the chaos in its tracks. The kid presents White, as do many depicted family members, but one, an older sibling perhaps, has brown skin. The punchline--that it's school-picture day--arrives just in time to generate a fresh gale of giggles as the protagonist sits sans gum but with everything else still entangled in that hair. A gloriously giggly tale glued together by a glob of very gooey gum. (Picture book. 4-8)

      COPYRIGHT(2020) Kirkus Reviews, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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  • OverDrive Read

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  • English

Levels

  • ATOS Level:2.9
  • Lexile® Measure:560
  • Interest Level:K-3(LG)
  • Text Difficulty:0-2

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